Andy's Note: When you deprive yourself of sleep while working in front of a computer for many hours at a time, then a lot of bizarre and inane stuff becomes amusing. At least one item on this page should provide a good natured chortle. If not, then you probably should go back to hanging out with your stuffy, neo-con friends.
I'd like to start with a quote:
"If you want to punish your prisoners, don't leave them in an underground dungeon for them to survive the eruption" - A former student, on the lesson learned from the tragic eruption of Mt. Pelee
On the shattered bat picture: To my astonishment, apparently a webpage titled "Absurd, Sundry Content" still can serve as a viable story material for opportunistic T.V. journalism. You can evaluate the merit of this "reserach" in the following email.
Hello Andy,I'm a producer with the television show, Inside Edition. I came across the following picture: (above) while doing reserach for a story. Just wondering if you took the picture or know who might have taken it. Thanks so much for your help!
********* ******Inside Edition(310) 642-**** officeemail: *********.******@gmail.com
Ridiculous images courtesy of CNN (one friend's minor alteration may be evident):
FOX News is still the best target of satire though:
Once a receiver function completely flipped me off:
This comedic notion came to me during a particularly long night of data-processing:
Battle plans:
The Simpsons is the funniest television show of all time and here are a few choice moments:
Fantastic way to fill space in a college paper:
Children need to understand:
Something for your powerpoint presentation:
Tragedy for a Floridian icon:
Alligator vs. Python: battle for supremacy in the Everglades:
The proudest accomplishment of my life was sticking an over-sized novelty lollipop onto the exterior wall of a bank in Charleston, SC. Seriously, how can you top that?
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